i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Text me some of your sweat
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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