he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
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