I wish i was in the wii world.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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