If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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