I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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