why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
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