I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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