I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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