some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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