No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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