He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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