Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Randomize
