Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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