I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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