At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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