I think my vagina is haunted
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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