My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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