i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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