Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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