awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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