so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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