We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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