If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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