i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
honey bunches of taint.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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