i don't like sucking hair
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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