Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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