She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
my liver is dry heaving
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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