is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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