i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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