Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
