i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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