dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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