fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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