My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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