My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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