I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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