Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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