I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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