The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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