If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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