I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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