I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize