He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
how drunk are you?
Several
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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