There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
We don't watch enough power rangers
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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