I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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