That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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