I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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