i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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