You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Randomize
