My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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