You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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