We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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