he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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