You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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