Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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