Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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