Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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