Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I CAN MOONWALK!
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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